My high school chemistry teacher, Mr. McKaskill was fond of making these
chemical concoctions and then checking out their properties.  He would make
the weirdest combinations of chemicals with leaves, wood, basically
anything he could get his hands on.  Once the entire building had to be
evacuated because he mixed up sulfur with some acid and something else
which even he cannot remember, producing hydrogen suphide in large
quantities.  Whenever we came to his class in the morning there was some
new combination lying in some beaker somewhere.

Anyway, one day just before class I walked up to his table and picked up a
container of some red gooey liquid.  Mr. McKasill had been working late the
previous day, so I thought that this must be the result of his work, so I
turned to him and said "Mr. McKasill, what is this muck.  It looks like
diarrhea with blood in it" He turns around, looks at me with bleary eyes
and then says in a tired voice "Please leave that Prashant.  Thats my
lunch."


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