[Lyrics]

Yo I’m a Shrieking Drake and I’m Kendrick Llama And this is my diss track please forgive the drama I’m better than you lyrically, apostrophe and comma But you’re tiny not a fattie That’s right—I’m not yo mamma I’m a lean mean drake I take to the skies Aw but you can’t fly? Poor guy, I hear your cries You’re a wee little weenie, where’d you come from? An ant farm? You’re a tiny 1/1 Son, you die to Bant Charm! A common from Visions, talk about a sad sentence That’s like if Homelands and a token were your descendents One-toughness drakes, your creature type’s sissified To your whole family a Blazing Volley’s a genocide! You ain’t even got a color, and blue is the best We run counters over here, play em close to the vest Artifacts belong in museums, next to King Tut You should be at Smithsonian’s latest: “Cards that Suck” You’re just a common—I’m a borderless rare! You’re a bulk unplayable, I was in a Secret Lair! Oh you’re borderless?? Well you’re talentless too The fact you have friends is miraculous, dude An exploding piñata—talk about a real smarty Is this a game of Magic or a birthday party?? You’re like those tiny little gnats I’m always swatting away I’ve seen more silver-bordered cards in tournament play Ooh, a Vedalken Artificer! Man, how is that going? I’d rather major in repeatedly being kicked in the groin Yeah I’d buy you for 10 cents—if I got a dime kick back I’m a Drake! I’m a llama! How do they end diss tracks?

Yo I’m a Shrieking Drake

and I’m Kendrick Llama

And this is my diss track

please forgive the drama

I’m better than you lyrically, apostrophe and comma

But you’re tiny not a fattie

That’s right—I’m not yo mamma

I’m a lean mean drake

I take to the skies

Aw but you can’t fly? 

Poor guy, I hear your cries

You’re a wee little weenie, where’d you come from? 

An ant farm?

You’re a tiny 1/1

Son, you die to Bant Charm!

A common from Visions, talk about a sad sentence

That’s like if Homelands and a token were your descendents

One-toughness drakes, your creature type’s sissified

To your whole family a Blazing Volley’s a genocide!

You ain’t even got a color, and blue is the best

We run counters over here, play em close to the vest

Artifacts belong in museums, next to King Tut

You should be at Smithsonian’s latest: “Cards that Suck”

You’re just a common—I’m a borderless rare!

You’re a bulk unplayable, I was in a Secret Lair!

Oh you’re borderless?? Well you’re talentless too

The fact you have friends is miraculous, dude

An exploding piñata—talk about a real smarty

Is this a game of Magic or a birthday party??

You’re like those tiny little gnats I’m always swatting away

I’ve seen more silver-bordered cards in tournament play

Ooh, a Vedalken Artificer! Man, how is that going?

I’d rather major in repeatedly being kicked in the groin

Yeah I’d buy you for 10 cents—if I got a dime kick back

I’m a Drake! 

I’m a llama! 

How do they end diss tracks?